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Slave Auction of Panthers - The Pattaya
Panthers and Panties Kind
by
Chris Kays - Pattaya Panthers' Cosmo
The Slave Trade
The
Catalogue
slave noun 1
person who is owned by and has to serve another.
2 drudge; hard worker. 3 (+of, to) obsessive
devotee
auction noun sale in which each article
is sold to the highest bidder
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Slavery is the holding of a human being
as property. This practice is thousands of years old.
The Egyptians used slaves to build their pyramids two
thousand years ago.
The practice of capturing individuals
to use as slaves began with the Portuguese, who introduced
African slaves to Europe in the 16th century. European
countries, such as Spain and England, introduced slavery
to their colonies in the New World. Many explorers had
slaves on their voyages.
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Slave Nok and Ohan at work
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The slave traders acquired their slaves
in one of two ways. One was very simple. The slave trader
would lie in wait until a victim would come along, and
capture him or her. The other was a little more complicated.
The slave trader would make an alliance with a tribal
chief. This tribal chief would wage war on a neighboring
tribe. Any of the enemies who the chief captured, he
would trade for goods, such as tobacco and liquor, with
the slave traders.
Once obtained the slaves, chained together,
were lead into cities, towns and villages, to be put
on the auction block. (Promoters had already put up
signs announcing the auctions.) The objective of the
slave trader was to sell his goods to the highest bidder,
not caring whether they went to kind masters. The slave
owner often paid dearly for his slaves, and in order
to get back some of his investment, he would breed the
slaves and sell the offspring at auction.
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Slaves having fun
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Only the kindest of slave owners kept
slave families together. Many mothers cried when their
children, some as young as two years old, were sold
to another master many miles away. By 1829 the practice
of capturing slaves was banned. However, during its
time it is estimated that over 50 million slaves were
transported to the Americas and Europe.
So tonight, Saturday 22nd September, we,
the Pattaya Panthers and Panties, are giving you the
opportunity to join in the slave trade. Our personally
selected slaves have all been previously inspected and
are known to be of strong tooth and stock. They will
serve a good master well and with great loyalty, provided
that they themselves are treated within the bounds of
common respect and personal dignity. We must warn you
that badly treated slaves are known to rebel against
their masters and even escape their command. All tasks
are to be accepted on an agreed basis between the successful
master and the purchased slave. Our slaves are available
form the time of exchange of payment for purchase until
midnight tonight.
For what task you have need of such a
specimen, is for your decision. We have slaves to suit
all tasks, be it for their strength, obedience, subservience,
skills or loyalty. We assure you, we can provide the
serf to suit your requirements. Our supply is strictly
limited, so select well! And remember: Good slaves go
to the highest bidders, and it’s all because we
Care4Kids.
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Bucks
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Wenches
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 Silver
Fox (Jeremy Coles)
32 Years
Construction Manager
They say never look a gift
horse in the mouth, you may find out you've
got an old knacker. Well, they weren't wrong
with our silver fox, although he's not as
old as he looks. Don't ask him to lift anything
though, he may injure himself. Comes with
a warning - handle with care.
Reserve Price - We value this one at Baht
1,000, but check with Helen….
Buyer - Kim Fletcher - Baht 3,200
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 Cosmo
(Chris Kays)
29 Years
Quantity Surveyor
A little more robust than
some of our slaves. Requires plenty of carbohydrate
(found in beer), so he may struggle in some
of your finer cracks. Known to be fond of
disguise but not big butch guys.
Reserve Price - We think Baht 500, but ask
Penny….
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Buyer - Jenny Howard - Baht 1,200
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 Wing
Commander (Phil Dunn)
28 Years
Cost Engineer
Renowned for his ability to
mimic others so when alone requires clear
guidance and severe discipline. Has soft
hands and couldn't catch a disease let alone
a rugby ball.
Reserve Price - Baht 250.
Buyer - Mark Betteridge - Baht 1,000
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 Boiled
Bunny (Paul Crouch)
24 Years
Teacher
Exceptionally rebellious for
such a young slave. Requires strict correction.
According to his slave girlfriend he is
fond of a good thrashing but is renowned
for his weak tackle and inability to stay
up in contact.
Reserve Price - One of the prize of our
auction - Baht 1,000, but check first with
Ohan…
Buyer - Mamo Deverdenne - Baht 1,200
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 Small
Knob (Steve Turner)
35 Years
Teacher
Our smallest slave as confirmed
by his slave girlfriend. Has regular contact
with Panties, so won't be frightened of
giving yours a good scrub.
Reserve Price - Expect competitive bidding
from the Panties up to the Baht 500 mark,
check with Sue re value for money…
Buyer - Helen Betteridge - Baht 1,000
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The
Pattaya Panther selling T-shirts
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 Lisa
Love (Lisa)
26 Years
Marketing Executive
Do you want champagne served
with a velvet glove? No! You want beer and
studded tongue in your ear. Go on, bid for
Lisa Love.
Reserve Price - A bottle of Champagne or
Baht 750.
Buyer - Chris Kays - Baht 1,200
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 Pin
Up (Karen Penock)
35 Years
Deputy Headmistress
Feed with red wine and football,
this slave is clearly high maintenance.
Used to strict discipline, but not on the
receiving end - needs correction.
Reserve Price - Vintage Wine for something
so well aged - Baht 1,000.
Buyer - Peter Bowden - Baht 4,000
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 Nok
(Jarinporn Amphan)
29 Years
Secretary
Renowned for her ball skills
normally on the basketball court, has taken
to handling odd shaped balls like a nun
in the men's showers.
Reserve Price - For our Thai bird, a song
for Baht 500.
Buyer - Mamo Deverdenne - Baht 2,000
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Burkey (Sue Burke)
29 Years
Teacher
A complete burke who could
just go berserk when taken by a new master.
Used to being kept under lock and key in
Ban Chang by her master Steve, so prospective
masters, be warned , she could go amok in
the bright lights of the city. Severe restraint
may be required.
Reserve Price - Steve says give away….
Buyer - Trever Allan - Baht 1,300
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 Ohan
(Ohan Nguye)
27 Years
Teacher
A demanding individual with
a big thumb, just check out the top of Paul's
head. Clearly a dominant master will be
required to exert the necessary restraint
to keep our Vietnamese temptress under control.
Reserve Price - Baht 500 or a pint of Guinness
for Paul….
Buyer - Moe Deverdenne - Baht 2,000
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 Spanish
Fly (Carla)
18 Years
Gap Teacher
A slave caught in her prime.
Our Spanish Fly is better than viagra. Blessed
with ripe young flesh, this slave is one
of our tallest members. Her pedigree is
unknown having only been captured amongst
our new recruits. We are sure she will serve
well and will amaze with her cunning linguistic
skills..
Reserve Price - Baht 1,000 or a Spanish
galleons gold…
Buyer - Phil Dunn - Baht 5,000
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